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Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Monday, September 26, 2005
Right. on for today's events. Had DnT for the first 2 periods. usual nothing much. then stayed in the hall from 8.40 to 10.20. teachers go for interview whereas we stay in hall crapping. =X Soon first half of day go pass. then after that the usual hapened so not gonna elaborate.
After school. went home. slept abit then went off to zhen's house. played metal slug wif kylaa (she never gets bored... T_T) then crapped abit and me and zhen went into his room when his parents left and observed as kyla surfed sfogs.com and scream. i swear. her scream is even scarier then the pictures on scream. almost suffered a heart attack =X. then. Went for dinner when derik came. and then we sent kyla bak home. and then i head home while both of them went of gay-ing (JK JK =X they actually went home too. =X)
Now. for something which i wanted to write.
20 facts which nobody knew about me
1.When i was young. i loved to sing hokkien songs and used to sing along with my parents in the karoake room with my parents in my old house. (and i actually memorized the lyrics then.)
2.I was never good in chinese. In secondary school. the highest i got was a 64. Pretty amazing considering i spent 15-20 mins copying the text from the passage and writing them on to the comprehension answer area.
3.When I was young. I liked to run around naked at home. slide on the bathroom floor covered with soap and stay up late sleeping infront of my shoe cupboard with a red bull hidden inside.
4.I used to work as a librian during primary school days. was quite dilligent. only used the computer there for internet surfing when i had nothing to do. Sad thing is. the teacher in charge only appeared when i was surfing the internet and accused me of not doing my duties, thus sacking me.
5.I rarely physically abuse my younger brother. fact is, i never could after a past incident. He jumped and use his belly to push against me, making me fall over and hit my head against the wall and i was bleeding. Was supposed to go to school but my school uniform was bleeding and i thought i was gonna die.
6.In primary school. i would always follow others around. never had my own idea of what to do. until today. i still dunno what i was doing during my primary school life.
7. I learn the meaning of fuck in primary 1, when the primary 2 wrote the word fuck on the blackboard. being the smart alec i was, i tried to pronouced it. it was just duck, changing the d to an f. and i got slapped by my teacher because i repeated it again when she came in. and i remember it for life.
8.My primary 1 allowance was 50 cents. On the first day of school, i had a bowl of fishball noodles. it tasted so good that i swore i was gonna eat that for the rest of my life. Got sick of that 2 weeks later, and my allowance rose to 1 dollar.
9.I was very good at saving money when i was a kid. I'd save and save my allowance just to buy the robots and cars u pay $1 for and roll them out of the machine just to find them lost or destroyed the next day.
10.I learnt the true meaning of fuck and the middle finger when i was primary 6 and just completed one of my PSLE papers. a person in class showed that finger and the teacher burst out yelling out the meaning of that finger that the class next door heard it too. and i remembered it for life.
11.My chinese textbooks in primary school were often comic book series because i would draw and modify the pictures in it to form a story. Later on in secondary school, my chinese textbooks were so clean i could sell them back to popular at the same price.
12.In primary school won a choir competition. Got 3rd place. There was only 3 schools participating including my school.
13.When i was young i was a very VERY blur kid. and when i went on to secondary school i picked up the skill of laming. and i merged them together forming the current me you all know.
14. I am very short. My parents are already shorter then me. But my younger brother is taller then me, which i absolutely hate because he's not only taller then me, he's also BIGGER then me in size.
15.My brother and me have very different eating habits. i only eat what i like and pick out all the little things which i hate. i was extremely picky. whereas my brother would just gulp everything down quickly. he was so quick that when i began eating my first spoon. he finished everything and whenever we share a bowl of food. I'd have to compete with him just to be able to get 1/3 of the bowl.
16.I Used to be very cute and thin when i was a kid. weighing 20-25kg till P4 and was famed as cutie pie.
17.I was underweight despite the number of times my parents tried to force me to eat.
18.I was a hyperactive kid and my parents would never let me drink coke or anything gassy. Once during a family gathering at my grandparent`s place, i was given a cup of coke and i started jumping around and running at top speed breaking things and disturbing my relatives. i even kissed one of my mother's friend's daughter on the cheek thus losing my first kiss, and i dun even remember what the girl looked like.
19.I was gifted, but i never used it because i was lazy.
20. I suffer from a major inferiority complex. to make myself feel better, i would always act differently when i am with different groups of friends. i wear a mask all the time, nobody knows who i really am. one or two people do know abit more then the rest, but nobody has penetrated through the masks i wear. not even myself. you could say i`m suffering from an age long identity crisis. and i haven't gotten over it yet.
there what i wanted to write.
After school. went home. slept abit then went off to zhen's house. played metal slug wif kylaa (she never gets bored... T_T) then crapped abit and me and zhen went into his room when his parents left and observed as kyla surfed sfogs.com and scream. i swear. her scream is even scarier then the pictures on scream. almost suffered a heart attack =X. then. Went for dinner when derik came. and then we sent kyla bak home. and then i head home while both of them went of gay-ing (JK JK =X they actually went home too. =X)
Now. for something which i wanted to write.
20 facts which nobody knew about me
1.When i was young. i loved to sing hokkien songs and used to sing along with my parents in the karoake room with my parents in my old house. (and i actually memorized the lyrics then.)
2.I was never good in chinese. In secondary school. the highest i got was a 64. Pretty amazing considering i spent 15-20 mins copying the text from the passage and writing them on to the comprehension answer area.
3.When I was young. I liked to run around naked at home. slide on the bathroom floor covered with soap and stay up late sleeping infront of my shoe cupboard with a red bull hidden inside.
4.I used to work as a librian during primary school days. was quite dilligent. only used the computer there for internet surfing when i had nothing to do. Sad thing is. the teacher in charge only appeared when i was surfing the internet and accused me of not doing my duties, thus sacking me.
5.I rarely physically abuse my younger brother. fact is, i never could after a past incident. He jumped and use his belly to push against me, making me fall over and hit my head against the wall and i was bleeding. Was supposed to go to school but my school uniform was bleeding and i thought i was gonna die.
6.In primary school. i would always follow others around. never had my own idea of what to do. until today. i still dunno what i was doing during my primary school life.
7. I learn the meaning of fuck in primary 1, when the primary 2 wrote the word fuck on the blackboard. being the smart alec i was, i tried to pronouced it. it was just duck, changing the d to an f. and i got slapped by my teacher because i repeated it again when she came in. and i remember it for life.
8.My primary 1 allowance was 50 cents. On the first day of school, i had a bowl of fishball noodles. it tasted so good that i swore i was gonna eat that for the rest of my life. Got sick of that 2 weeks later, and my allowance rose to 1 dollar.
9.I was very good at saving money when i was a kid. I'd save and save my allowance just to buy the robots and cars u pay $1 for and roll them out of the machine just to find them lost or destroyed the next day.
10.I learnt the true meaning of fuck and the middle finger when i was primary 6 and just completed one of my PSLE papers. a person in class showed that finger and the teacher burst out yelling out the meaning of that finger that the class next door heard it too. and i remembered it for life.
11.My chinese textbooks in primary school were often comic book series because i would draw and modify the pictures in it to form a story. Later on in secondary school, my chinese textbooks were so clean i could sell them back to popular at the same price.
12.In primary school won a choir competition. Got 3rd place. There was only 3 schools participating including my school.
13.When i was young i was a very VERY blur kid. and when i went on to secondary school i picked up the skill of laming. and i merged them together forming the current me you all know.
14. I am very short. My parents are already shorter then me. But my younger brother is taller then me, which i absolutely hate because he's not only taller then me, he's also BIGGER then me in size.
15.My brother and me have very different eating habits. i only eat what i like and pick out all the little things which i hate. i was extremely picky. whereas my brother would just gulp everything down quickly. he was so quick that when i began eating my first spoon. he finished everything and whenever we share a bowl of food. I'd have to compete with him just to be able to get 1/3 of the bowl.
16.I Used to be very cute and thin when i was a kid. weighing 20-25kg till P4 and was famed as cutie pie.
17.I was underweight despite the number of times my parents tried to force me to eat.
18.I was a hyperactive kid and my parents would never let me drink coke or anything gassy. Once during a family gathering at my grandparent`s place, i was given a cup of coke and i started jumping around and running at top speed breaking things and disturbing my relatives. i even kissed one of my mother's friend's daughter on the cheek thus losing my first kiss, and i dun even remember what the girl looked like.
19.I was gifted, but i never used it because i was lazy.
20. I suffer from a major inferiority complex. to make myself feel better, i would always act differently when i am with different groups of friends. i wear a mask all the time, nobody knows who i really am. one or two people do know abit more then the rest, but nobody has penetrated through the masks i wear. not even myself. you could say i`m suffering from an age long identity crisis. and i haven't gotten over it yet.
there what i wanted to write.
Saturday, September 24, 2005
okay. today's post. is not about today. infact. ima gonna write about what happened yesterday. =D
Yesterday was friday. yep. everybody knows that =
Had school. shitty shit 1. got chosen 4 interview to get interviewed by the assestment inspector or smth. sianz 1/4. then after school had ss remedial. din listen, was rushin on lit essay. then after that went off wif zhen jus 2 rmb my handfone wif hong. -.-" wasted time running to general office. neva see him. run up to 4th floor. dun haf. cum bak 2 general office. then he waiting there =.=" waste my energy.After that. zhen come my house. he wait. i bath. then doggy see him. and doggy bark. lol.
After that is erm. ya. we went to zhen hse. wait and wait. slowly kylaa come. then derik come. then xinyi come. and then off we went to sun plaza to watch The Cave. lol. movie's plot not really that intresting. only the parts where the demons appear all of a sudden is nice =X played popcorns. throw and throw. should have seen the floor. from clean. transformed to supa dirty =X (now i know why people always say eng wah is dirty =P) then had dinner. hotpot. tasted weird. oh well. then sent kylaa home wif zhen and then sent zhen home.. THEN i finnaly get to go home =p. right. thats all for saturday.
Yesterday was friday. yep. everybody knows that =
Had school. shitty shit 1. got chosen 4 interview to get interviewed by the assestment inspector or smth. sianz 1/4. then after school had ss remedial. din listen, was rushin on lit essay. then after that went off wif zhen jus 2 rmb my handfone wif hong. -.-" wasted time running to general office. neva see him. run up to 4th floor. dun haf. cum bak 2 general office. then he waiting there =.=" waste my energy.After that. zhen come my house. he wait. i bath. then doggy see him. and doggy bark. lol.
After that is erm. ya. we went to zhen hse. wait and wait. slowly kylaa come. then derik come. then xinyi come. and then off we went to sun plaza to watch The Cave. lol. movie's plot not really that intresting. only the parts where the demons appear all of a sudden is nice =X played popcorns. throw and throw. should have seen the floor. from clean. transformed to supa dirty =X (now i know why people always say eng wah is dirty =P) then had dinner. hotpot. tasted weird. oh well. then sent kylaa home wif zhen and then sent zhen home.. THEN i finnaly get to go home =p. right. thats all for saturday.
Monday, September 19, 2005
Today is erm... Monday. yep. first day of the week. lol lame.
Backtracking first. had choir competition on sat. consent form stated kallang theatre. when we went there. the event was held. On the steps outside kallang stadium -.-". neways. there. neva sell food 1. was hungry like mad. and the only thing they catered was. rice. 1 dumb chicky wing. and a fish cake wif abit of veggie. -.-" cheapskate, really cheapskate ppl. then during competition wore the costume. really formal man. black blazer. yellow tie. black long pants. blue silk shirt. wear le look like those business man. then 4 the competition, we won 2nd. $1500. all the cash goes to school. tch. scam our energy and time and not a single cent earned.
neways. 4todae. late 4 skl. by 1 min -.-". why i was late?. cuz. when i left home. the god darn doggy ran out and i had 2 spend 5 mins getting the doggy back indoors. thats why i'm late =.=" then in school the usual things happened so not gonna elaborate. after school went 4 lunch at mac wif jules. i keep dropping the curry sauce onto my pants -.- 2pid curry sauce. then later ran hme changed clothes then ran bak 2 meet up wif sam and hong yew at timezone. wanted 2 play maximum tune 2... =\ but everyone kept playing over and over till.. wth i din get 2 play T_T. then went bak wif sammy.
finnaly got home went derik called and asked mi 4 dinner. so yea. i went. like always =X i'm 2 easily persuaded. after dinner went 2 timezone. still din get 2 play that darn game... INSUFFICIENT FUNDS T_T so yea. lol. lawd. luf all u want .
neways here i am. and thats all i haf 2 sae. doggy pee stinks.
Backtracking first. had choir competition on sat. consent form stated kallang theatre. when we went there. the event was held. On the steps outside kallang stadium -.-". neways. there. neva sell food 1. was hungry like mad. and the only thing they catered was. rice. 1 dumb chicky wing. and a fish cake wif abit of veggie. -.-" cheapskate, really cheapskate ppl. then during competition wore the costume. really formal man. black blazer. yellow tie. black long pants. blue silk shirt. wear le look like those business man. then 4 the competition, we won 2nd. $1500. all the cash goes to school. tch. scam our energy and time and not a single cent earned.
neways. 4todae. late 4 skl. by 1 min -.-". why i was late?. cuz. when i left home. the god darn doggy ran out and i had 2 spend 5 mins getting the doggy back indoors. thats why i'm late =.=" then in school the usual things happened so not gonna elaborate. after school went 4 lunch at mac wif jules. i keep dropping the curry sauce onto my pants -.- 2pid curry sauce. then later ran hme changed clothes then ran bak 2 meet up wif sam and hong yew at timezone. wanted 2 play maximum tune 2... =\ but everyone kept playing over and over till.. wth i din get 2 play T_T. then went bak wif sammy.
finnaly got home went derik called and asked mi 4 dinner. so yea. i went. like always =X i'm 2 easily persuaded. after dinner went 2 timezone. still din get 2 play that darn game... INSUFFICIENT FUNDS T_T so yea. lol. lawd. luf all u want .
neways here i am. and thats all i haf 2 sae. doggy pee stinks.
Friday, September 16, 2005
last day of da week. weeee. went 2 skl at 7.04 today. =D rarely happens. it's quite an accomplishment! =D =D.
had maths test today. sucked. if tyco enuf might pass. owell. then later was physics. do the wave thingy again. no test (lkc scammmer la). then had cme. a huge mess again. and then came english. did the compre thing.. boring.
todae i held the class attendance list that came in frum the thumb in machine. lol then wasted time by seeing expressions on other ppl face when i tell them i noe their ic numbers =X (numbers were on the class attendance list =\)
then after school. went to burger king wif sam, xinyi, zhen, wanping, illyana and saleha. 3 guys had the bbq turkey bacon dbl while the rest had the "~Chicken sandwich meal!~" =X =X (those hu were wif us will understand tis ) then i was laughing madly and laughed so much practically everyone couldn't eat and lost their appetite =X and i downed all the fries =D then took neo prints. bad idea =X took whacky pictures. so whacky that i dun even dare 2 look at them =X (but then again. thats my usual attitude towards pictures wif me in it)
after that. went home changed and stuff tehn go zhen hse 2 waste time. learnt canon in d. first few notes =X. then came bak home and guess wad.
my house de main gate neva close. and a stray dog enters. now i end up having a stray dog sleeping under the coffee table which is under my leg. =
weird day eh.?
had maths test today. sucked. if tyco enuf might pass. owell. then later was physics. do the wave thingy again. no test (lkc scammmer la). then had cme. a huge mess again. and then came english. did the compre thing.. boring.
todae i held the class attendance list that came in frum the thumb in machine. lol then wasted time by seeing expressions on other ppl face when i tell them i noe their ic numbers =X (numbers were on the class attendance list =\)
then after school. went to burger king wif sam, xinyi, zhen, wanping, illyana and saleha. 3 guys had the bbq turkey bacon dbl while the rest had the "~Chicken sandwich meal!~" =X =X (those hu were wif us will understand tis ) then i was laughing madly and laughed so much practically everyone couldn't eat and lost their appetite =X and i downed all the fries =D then took neo prints. bad idea =X took whacky pictures. so whacky that i dun even dare 2 look at them =X (but then again. thats my usual attitude towards pictures wif me in it)
after that. went home changed and stuff tehn go zhen hse 2 waste time. learnt canon in d. first few notes =X. then came bak home and guess wad.
my house de main gate neva close. and a stray dog enters. now i end up having a stray dog sleeping under the coffee table which is under my leg. =
weird day eh.?
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
bored. new term has started. homework start to flood our daily lives again. lives are now so normal that. it's hard 2 believe that a week of holiday passed by just like that.
started reading a new comic book series. resumed listening 2 chinese songs again. Mayday's Zhi Zu is awesome =X. rushed up on last minute homework again. yep. same as usual.
kuku's birthdae was yesterday. sho. happi birthday kuku. neva got him a gift. owell. just like almost every guy out there whom i neva gave b'dae gifts to. =D. obsessed wif wu yue tian's zhi zu. =X
did badly 4 term 3. got 17 for chinese. i bet no one can beat that score. yep. and failed my science.. ah well. all cuz i didn't understand chem. moles and stuff. all i understand that i have 2 distinct moles on my right cheek. =D.
oh yea. changed my blog skin too. not really taht a big of a deal. but... i still like to note it out =X
started reading a new comic book series. resumed listening 2 chinese songs again. Mayday's Zhi Zu is awesome =X. rushed up on last minute homework again. yep. same as usual.
kuku's birthdae was yesterday. sho. happi birthday kuku. neva got him a gift. owell. just like almost every guy out there whom i neva gave b'dae gifts to. =D. obsessed wif wu yue tian's zhi zu. =X
did badly 4 term 3. got 17 for chinese. i bet no one can beat that score. yep. and failed my science.. ah well. all cuz i didn't understand chem. moles and stuff. all i understand that i have 2 distinct moles on my right cheek. =D.
oh yea. changed my blog skin too. not really taht a big of a deal. but... i still like to note it out =X
Thursday, September 08, 2005
now updating at zhen's hse. nice. comfy. isolated. far. yep. yep.
these few days always hang out at zhen hse 4 a long time =X it's jus sho comfy. whole house air-conditioned. sho nice. if only my own hse was fully air-conditioned. then i'd neva wanna leave home =P =P
todae ah todae...
had maths remedial in the morning. like usual. sian. after that head to musique room for choir. to go try the costume. the costume was a silk blue shirt, black long pants, black blazer and a yellow tie. quite nice. =D. makes me look like a boss of sum company.. and most of all it makes me look lots thinner =X. afta tat. met wif henderik then cum here lor. then had lunch lor. all guys eat. all girls drink (xcept 4 1 ger hu dun eat or drink)gers all dun eat.. 2pid. sho thin le still dun want to eat. later become a bag of bones :P
haiz. holiday sho nice. dun need sleep early, wake up early. can sleep late. and wake up late. weee =X =X i jus luv 2 krap. =D well. thats all i guess. yep. yep yep.
these few days always hang out at zhen hse 4 a long time =X it's jus sho comfy. whole house air-conditioned. sho nice. if only my own hse was fully air-conditioned. then i'd neva wanna leave home =P =P
todae ah todae...
had maths remedial in the morning. like usual. sian. after that head to musique room for choir. to go try the costume. the costume was a silk blue shirt, black long pants, black blazer and a yellow tie. quite nice. =D. makes me look like a boss of sum company.. and most of all it makes me look lots thinner =X. afta tat. met wif henderik then cum here lor. then had lunch lor. all guys eat. all girls drink (xcept 4 1 ger hu dun eat or drink)gers all dun eat.. 2pid. sho thin le still dun want to eat. later become a bag of bones :P
haiz. holiday sho nice. dun need sleep early, wake up early. can sleep late. and wake up late. weee =X =X i jus luv 2 krap. =D well. thats all i guess. yep. yep yep.
Saturday, September 03, 2005
YAY got a new phone! Nokia 6030. It's not really all that great.. but it's still better then my crap motorola C650 =D. the few features i find neat are the radio.. and the phone design and it's capacity to store more then 12 sms! =D (my blardy ex-phone cud only store 13 sms and it's full.. dumb) the rest is... pretty plain actually.
September holidays are here. 1 week of holiday. even though holiday's are here.. and ppl will totally forget school 4 that period of time, things here are totally diffrent. firstly. holiday homework is still as plenty as ever. there's maths remedial too.. (OUR CLASS ONLY! -.-") and choir practices... and my design tech drawing too. these few things can take up most of my precious holiday. 2pid. they shud just cancel the holiday and give us normal classes instead.. that way homework wld be a lot less. holiday's meant 4 relaxing and slacking. not homework. 2bad schools dun know that.
now on to project superstar's news. Wei lian won. dumb (i can hear wei lian's fans screaming at me rite now). in my perspective kelly shud had won. her singing was amazing, totally rawked when singing wif wei lian and JJ (wei lian couldn't even be heard) owell. at least tis shows that singaporeans have enuf sympathy to make a loser to a winner. one pattern i noticed is that. whoever i support. end up losing. freaky eh? =X first it was silver. and poof off she goes. then derrick. and poof off he goes too. then kelly and boom off she goes too. mayb i'm their jinx, hu knows =X =X =X aniwaez. tis is wad the last few days was abt. yep. yep yep.
September holidays are here. 1 week of holiday. even though holiday's are here.. and ppl will totally forget school 4 that period of time, things here are totally diffrent. firstly. holiday homework is still as plenty as ever. there's maths remedial too.. (OUR CLASS ONLY! -.-") and choir practices... and my design tech drawing too. these few things can take up most of my precious holiday. 2pid. they shud just cancel the holiday and give us normal classes instead.. that way homework wld be a lot less. holiday's meant 4 relaxing and slacking. not homework. 2bad schools dun know that.
now on to project superstar's news. Wei lian won. dumb (i can hear wei lian's fans screaming at me rite now). in my perspective kelly shud had won. her singing was amazing, totally rawked when singing wif wei lian and JJ (wei lian couldn't even be heard) owell. at least tis shows that singaporeans have enuf sympathy to make a loser to a winner. one pattern i noticed is that. whoever i support. end up losing. freaky eh? =X first it was silver. and poof off she goes. then derrick. and poof off he goes too. then kelly and boom off she goes too. mayb i'm their jinx, hu knows =X =X =X aniwaez. tis is wad the last few days was abt. yep. yep yep.
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